Visual Representation of Raider's Prestige

This is Lane Kiffin, surveying his position in the AFC West. The Holy Roller hopes Lane stands up, if not wholely, than at least to a orangutan like frame, as shown in the evolution chart:
But as a Raider fan in the new millenium, the Holy Roller asks only for a winning season, no matter if the playoffs are attained or not. This is an article that says 9-7 isn't that far off...

The Scoop from Mr. Davis' Jump Suit Tailor

As mr davis came for his regular thursday tailoring of a jumpsuit; his assistant said that they would be needing a special glistening silver with black pattern for the upcoming draft....mr davis mumbled something about why players dont take greenies anymore, hes getting worse, and i hope he keeps himself alive, theres not much work in oakland for tailored jumpsuit specialist, which is also why im trying my hand at reporting for the auspicious Holy Roller. His assistant continued after some awkward silence, saying they'd need the best polyurethene money can buy, and possibly a raiders logo handstitched on the left upper left pectoral. the assistant wiped some drool running from mr davis' mouth, and pleaded, "wouldn't you like that, mr davis? a new draft day jumpsuit?" his stare into the assistants soul resembled an emergency raft floating at sea without occupants. the hollowness. then he turned to me and asked, "did you catch last weeks gunsmoke?" i said yes, and calmly excused myself to the bathroom, where i wiped my eyes and remembered when al first strolled in boasting about a dh in his trunk.

Running Backs

With Newberry, Rhodes and Griffith, all the Raiders need now is an actual quaterback. Moss for Vinny, I say. This isn't very interesting, yet. Raiders are a far way off from being contenders without a quaterback. Whatever. I'll post this minnie thought.